jason—williams: You don’t wanna lay with me? ): I do! D:
jason—williams: chloe-burch: jason—williams: I love you. I love you too but stop being evil. Come lay on the couch with me and I’ll stop. Fine. ._.
jason—williams: I love you. I love you too but stop being evil.
jason—williams: NO. EVIL. TEASE. NOTY. STOP. NO. NO. NO.
jason—williams: I don’t know what reasons you’re talking about. Don’t go out acting all innocent now, okay? Okay.
jason—williams: What makes you think I’m not innocent? hahaha Oh, you know…reasons. Heh.
Lol I could’ve met The Beach Boys two years ago but I didn’t know until now. Oops. AND I COULD’VE MET GILBY CLARKE 3 YEARS AGO WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY
jason—williams: I’m glad she sent me here too. I sometimes look back to when we first met and I just laugh to myself. I don’t know why. Maybe because you just looked so lost and innocent and you’re just…..not..
jason—williams: Oh have you? Mhm. More than once.
jason—williams: Should we both just thank my mum for sending me here in the first place? haha I’ve already done that, actually. Hehe.
jason—williams: You helped me snap out of everything so that I could do that. You welcomed me in your life so I was able to help out.
jason—williams: Well marrying you made me a better person anyway, so… You took control of your life.
jason—williams: So that just makes me extra smart then? If you want to think about it that way, then yes.
jason—williams: That’s true. I would’ve been stupid not to do that. You’re not stupid, though. Even if you hadn’t married me.
jason—williams: I do dat. It no mean I smart. You married me so you smart. I joke, I joke.
jason—williams: For once. I no smart. You very smart. You go to college and you get career.
jason—williams: Wow, I actually came up with something smart for once. For once?
bellamattera: that-livi-girl: CAN I BE JWOWW THOUGH?! CHLOE’S JWOWW. HEH.
jason—williams: Trueee….or we could buy enough for in case they don’t bring anything, and if they DO we’ll just have food left over for other nights. haha I like that idea better.
I feel like puking. There’s a picture of people using maggots to heal a wound. The maggots are literally on the wound and it’s deep and nasty and it’s just the flesh and just ew ew ew lak;shjdfjkhsd;fkjasdhfksldfhaksdf
Oh. It’s a fly.
that-eric-guy: Oh so you’re married and in high school? Wow that’s a big step, late congrats to you and your husband. :) I am, yes. It is a pretty big step but it’s great, really. Aw, thank you. :)
THERE'S A BEE IN THE ROOM
I REPEAT THERE’S A BEE IN THE ROOM CHLOE SHALL EVACUATE
jason—williams: We can say that if they want to bring something that they can. Or we can just get enough food in case no one brings anything but not too much in case they do. That way we won’t be telling them indirectly to bring something..
that-eric-guy: chloe-burch: that-eric-guy: Well nice to meet you too. And how are you today? Better than what I was yesterday, for sure. You? I’ve been in a good mood since I graduated haha, feels good to be free. Well sort of. I have one year left until I’m free..-ish. My husband graduated, though, so he’s able to do whatever he wants.
that-eric-guy: Well nice to meet you too. And how are you today? Better than what I was yesterday, for sure. You?
Wow, 24 unread text messages. I’m too lazy so
that-eric-guy: chloe-burch: Hi, guy that shares Livi’s last name. Hellooo friend of Livi I’m assuming. I’m Eric. Friend of Livi I am. Nice to meet you, I’m Chloe.
jason--williams asked: My chin is fat.
jason—williams: I guess it’s kind of the lazy way out. We could always make the main thing and buy sides. Just throw away the evidence that we didn’t make it. Do you think they might bring anything?
Hi, guy that shares Livi’s last name.
that-livi-girl: I’m contemplating whether to rent a red scooter or a white one. Ahaha. I say red. Hahaha.
that-livi-girl: chloe-burch: that-livi-girl: chloe-burch: Hi? Hi :) Hey you. What’s up, buttercup? Listening to music and suffering from this heat. What’s up with you?
that-livi-girl: chloe-burch: Hi? Hi :) Hey you.
jason—williams: Yep. We should at least do something so they don’t think we’re rude. Maybe invite them to lunch so it’s not a big formal thing? And that way we won’t need to prepare as much food or anything.
jason—williams: Erm….we can have one for the neighbors? Just a small one.. A small awkward introduction of the teenagers that got married and moved in the neighborhood. Sounds good.
No, Wes. You can't have any of my Nutella.
Partly because you’re a dog, and partly because it’s not something I go around sharing.
jason—williams: Maybe we should do that? What do people usually do when they move in places? Fix food and take it to neighbors? Or is it the other way around… I’m pretty sure it’s the other way around. But..um..don’t they invite them to their house warming party or something? Oops.
wow i haven’t played any breathe carolina songs in such a long time
jason—williams: We should set up a petting zoo in the back yard and charge the neighborhood kids to come play with them. Speaking of which, we still haven’t met our neighbors. All except the elderly couple in the house next to ours.
My pants are falling.
Welcome to the William's Madhouse.
A place where you will be welcomed by 4 pets (Wes the dog, Harry the duck, Reptar the lizard, and Danny the turtle), an English musician, a California brunette, a stuffed animal named Chahlee, and a blow up giraffe that has yet to be named.
jason—williams: I love you too. And so does Wes. And Harry. And Reptar. And Danny. We’ve created a zoo. And that zoo just so happens to love you too.
Who's watching Kristen Stewart interviews?